bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.
Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award
Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.
Leonardo DiCaprio Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Never Wins An Award
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
reblog this and i’ll ask you the first question that comes to mind when i go to your blog :D
still doing this, and have done it for everyone so far!
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere